I have the most awesome story ever…   actually it’s pretty gross. 


I don’t usually let our dog sleep in my bed with me…  he’s usually out on the couch with Sean I think.  Lastnight Sean kinda passed him off to me.  I didn’t really want him on my bed because he’s getting bigger now and I have a small bed, plus there’s plenty of other great places for a dog to sleep, but for some reason I gave it a shot. 


I’ve never heard of a dog wetting its bed in its sleep.  Usually it wakes up first right?


Yeah, I’m serious…     at first I thought it was me.  I was kinda weirded out when I woke up.  “What the heck?  Ah, nah… I was just sweating really bad… yeah…”  Nope…   that stupid thing peed in my bed while we were both comforably sleeping there. 


Maybe my alarm clock scared him or my heated blanket was getting too hot so he tried to cool things down…  I don’t really know…   maybe I was like laying on top of him or something so he had no choice “Okay man, fine, I’ll just pee on you”.


Luckily Royal was sleeping by my legs at the time of the…  yeah… so I had time to clean myself up in time for work.  Actually, I got to work quite early today since I had no desire to sleep in. Gah…   I still can’t believe it.

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