I have an experiment. Nobody will do it, so take my word with what I’m saying between the lines.
Go ahead and take a look at all of my comments in the history of xanga. Quite frequently, when my wife (or former girlfriend/fiance, whatever) leaves me a comment, nobody else wants to. I’d say 3/4ths of the time she ends the list or not-a-list (like yesterday) of comments. This I don’t understand. While I’m having a blast making a big deal out of nothing, I wanna do it right, so I’ll continue.
Maybe some of you see a new lucious post sitting out there next to my ninja-face and get ready to comment. All of the sudden: “Oh, that’s his wife. Well, gosh… I really ought not to post now. That may be all they have together. I don’t wanna ruin it for them by SAYING stuff.”
Or maybe it’s more like: “Oh… I see… they would like some alone time together… on… this… page…?”
Perhaps: “I heard that this Jess woman is the magestic Queen of the Southern Nile, with vile powers supreme to even Adam’s ninja ones. I’ll let her have the last word so she doesn’t saw me in half with a cantalope skin.”
One more scenario suggests: “I am evil! My goal is to make Jess not want to ever comment on my friend Adam’s site again! I know! HAHAHAR! If none of us comment after she does, she’ll feel bad for saying stuff on Adam’s page! It is FLAWLESS!!”
I have an idea? Even though, at this stage in my life, xanga is unpopular to most and people usually don’t leave posts ANYWAY (Jess post or not), it’s time for yall to tell me the REAL reason why you don’t leave posts after “The Ender of All Talking Per Post Woman”.
Oh and Jess… go ahead and post if you want. I have a feeling that nobody will post, and that’d only be more awkward.
Heheh (Evil laugh) not to cause problems but maybe its just a case where Jess has to get in the last word. Hahahaha I don’t know her at all so I have no idea. And your right, Xanga is unpopular, but then agian so is a dedicated life for Jesus. God Bless you both and may the elder Ninjas show you the way young grasshopper
hmm…
I have some more scenerios…
“Oh, okay. nice post. hmm, oh I see, Jess wrote on it… yeah, that pretty much sums up anything I could say, and sense she probably knows him better anyway, no point in posing…”
or maybe: “hmm, I don’t really know what to say about this. At least Jess does, but they live together, so I’d expect as much.”
Those two seem more realistic– to me– although yours were more extreme and entertaining. (and possibly more accurate, in some situations…)
That’s dumb…just dumb…normally we don’t comment, it’s because we’re not paying attention to you anymore…
ha ha..just kidding.